doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize