Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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