I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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