why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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