your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Randomize
