he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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