Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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