She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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