That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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