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(559): View more from California

if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

There is no way he is gay with that hair.

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(330): View more from Ohio

My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...

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(785): View more from Kansas

Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites

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(661): View more from California

I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.

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(209): View more from California

Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.

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(301): View more from Maryland

My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?

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