Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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