we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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