i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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