i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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