New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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