I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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