god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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