i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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