I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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