So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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