I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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