Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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