I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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