Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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