Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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