Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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