Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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