What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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