And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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