i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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