that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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