I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
