she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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