i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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