My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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