its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
