Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Need sex. Gaining weight.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Houston, we have a blender
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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