I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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