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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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