My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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