he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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