What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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