does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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