he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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