Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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