I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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