Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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