How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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