my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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