I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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