Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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