i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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