Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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