Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
dude i'm inner monologue high
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
As shirtless as possible
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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